Yesterday was the best kind of Monday there is.
First off, it was a rest day. Yay for an extra hour of sleep!
Second, it was the first day that my most favorite beer in the whole wide world was tapped for the season.
Silver City’s Oktoberfest is the beer that actually makes me feel like a legit beer drinker. It’s not a super light pansy beer or rich dark chocolately stout like I used to drink, but it still isn’t as hoppy as my IPA lovin’ husband would prefer. It’s just right and I am obsessed. So naturally, on it’s inaugural day, we had to praise the golden, malty beast with a taste, fresh off the tap.
Yes, my friends. It is indeed sweet nectar of the gods. And this means a lot coming from a non-beer drinker such as myself.
The also super duper coolest badassest thing about it being a Monday and the Monday my most favorite beer comes out?
Booya. I’m a VIP, bitches.
So what does that mean? Well, that means a) I get a bigger beer for cheaper. Win. Win. and b) Monday = double points night.
So what does that mean? Bring a date so you don’t look a fool pounding Oktoberfest in the middle of August!
Cute date, hu? Sorry, ladies! He’s taken! (Will you please look at how big that beer is?!)
So yeah, the other super duper cool thing about being a VIP? Random coupons in the mail.
That means you don’t have to be a cheapass and you can actually buy your date food instead of just Happy Hour specials.
I present to you: The El Diablo. With a side of wing sauce. Mandatory.
And then after you have two super size beers, you make your husband take you to the mall to walk it out and he spoils you rotten with buying you on clearance jewelry for $7 in exchange for 7 minutes in heaven. Yeah, that’s how I roll.